Sunday, May 23, 2004
Let's go one better
California wants to ban teenagers from using tanning booths. I think that's cowardly. Teenagers clearly are a danger to themselves and others. To protect them (and others) from bad choices, I think we should encase them in large blocks of styrofoam until they are 18. In so doing, we'll ensure they only watch the RIGHT TV shows, eat GOOD food, DON'T have premarital sex, DON'T smoke, and don't say rude things to adults outside gas stations. It's the sensible thing to do.
Think of the children.
California wants to ban teenagers from using tanning booths. I think that's cowardly. Teenagers clearly are a danger to themselves and others. To protect them (and others) from bad choices, I think we should encase them in large blocks of styrofoam until they are 18. In so doing, we'll ensure they only watch the RIGHT TV shows, eat GOOD food, DON'T have premarital sex, DON'T smoke, and don't say rude things to adults outside gas stations. It's the sensible thing to do.
Think of the children.
